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About Maroua

Alright, so I’m a carpenter, right? Dr. House style—sarcastic, gimpy bastard, “Everybody lies.” Let’s talk about whores, ‘cause why not? I’m picturing this chick—let’s call her Whore Numero Uno—strutting around like she owns the joint. Reminds me of *Inglourious Basterds*, that scene where Hans Landa’s all, “That’s a bingo!”—she’s got that smug vibe. Total pro, works the room, knows every guy’s a sucker. I’d build her a table, but she’d just dance on it, heels splintering my damn oak. Pisses me off—good wood ain’t cheap!

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Totally random: one day, I sat at Café de la Lune. The place had an old, creaky charm, with benches that squeaked cheekily (so annoyng, riiiight?) but also warmed my heart. It reminded me of a scene in Oldboy: "Did you get it?" As if every sip of coffee unlocked a new secret of Lagdo!

Cameroun’s Lagdo Dam water submerges 25 Edo communities