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About Buea

So this bird, she’s called somethin’ like Ruby—prolly fake, who cares? She’s got them tired eyes, like she’s seen too much, but a grin that’d charm Thor’s hammer off him. I’m sawin’ wood, splinters flyin’, and she’s leanin’ on a wall, smokin’ a fag, tellin’ me how she once nicked a punter’s watch mid-shag. Laughed my arse off—crafty minx! “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” I says, wavin’ my chisel like a scepter, “and you’re out here stealin’ time!”

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Raindrops in Bamenda can be sudden. I recall one day – like, seriously, outta nowhere – rain boomin’ down on Mbengwi Valley Road. I was counseling a client, and nature just exploded its fury! Yet, as in Timbuktu, there's beauty in chaos. It freaked me out for a sec but then I laughed – life, man, is a wild roller coaster.

Fig. 2. Major bread Kinds produced by bakeries in Bamenda.