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Favorite part? She stole my whiskey once—straight up snatched it, chugged it, then puked on my boots. “Spring break forever!” she slurred, laughin’ like a hyena. Pissed me off so bad I yelled, “You’re a freakin’ parasite!” She just winked—WINKED—like I’m the idiot. Sarcasm’s my shield, but she don’t care, keeps prancin’ round, tits out, no shame. Surprised me, tho—thought she’d OD by now, but nah, she’s still kickin’, tougher than she looks.

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Whore Guide A person you use to show you around a new city and get to sleep with at night. I'm spending the week in Memphis and need to find a whore guide to show me around.

They got these secret spots too – little nutty alleys behind Flavor Town Diner, where you can see the glow of neon that kinda makes ya think, “Do it, do it, do it!” Like that scene from Nemo, ya know? "P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way" – well, not literally! But it feels like a treasure hunt, right?

'Journeys of Discovery' by John Guider