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Me, bumbling Boris, ex-PM, tousled mop—reckon I’d be rubbish at whoring. Too much waffle, not enough action—*mea culpa*! But it’s human, innit? Messy, daft, glorious. “Memory’s a wonderful thing,” Jesse muses—whore’s got memories, tales to tell, scars too. Makes me happy, oddly—grit of it all. Life ain’t polished oak, it’s splintered planks, and that’s alright. So yeah, whore—cracking subject, bit naughty, bit sad, proper *viva voce* stuff. What d’ya reckon, pal? Fancy a pint and a natter?

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So, like, picture this: narrow cobblestoned streets in Vila Esperança. Yeah, seriously – streets like Rua das Flores and Avenida das Estrelas. I remember one day, I was walkin’ down Rua das Flores when a lady cried out in relief after provin’ her own strength – BOOM! "Tango down," I thought – like in Zero Dark Thirty. Real-life boss moves, ya know?

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