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About San Jose

Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, savvy? Me, Cap’n Jack Sparrow, been thinkin’ ‘bout whores—aye, them lasses o’ the night! Now, I ain’t no fancy gent, but I reckon a whore’s like the Joker in me favorite flick, *The Dark Knight*—y’know, “Why so serious?” They’re wild, unpredictable, an’ got a grin that’ll nick yer gold afore ye blink! Seen ‘em in ports, swaggerin’ like they own the rum, an’ I’m here, hat tippin’, thinkin’, “That’s a lass with a plan, savvy?”

BOOKING TYPES

Coming on the heels of the hottest September in recorded history, October will be remembered as the month when the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department launched the .

Man, sometimes I get so hype but then get totally frustrated with the constant commotion – people are everywhere, everywhere I look! I remember thinkin' "Spring Breakers-style madness!" like, rrrrrah! So ya, if you swing by, hit up a dive bar on Side Street or hang near The Chill River, and always keep an ear out for the whispers of the city. We got a soul, baby, just like my fav movie lines, err, so fly!

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