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About Alajuela

We sees it, precious, we sees – whore’s a shapeshifter. One day she’s a street rat, next she’s some king’s sidepiece, history’s full of ‘em. Like that French chick, La Païva, 1800s – started dirty, ended up with castles, bleedin’ men dry. Made me cackle, that did! “I’m not a genius, I’m just pissed off” – that’s me watchin’ her scammin’, wishin’ I’d thought of it. But ooooh, makes me mad too – them hypocrites judgin’ her, then sneakin’ round back doors for a taste. Pisses me off, yesss, two-faced rats!

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Now, listen here, our mind, precious, gets mad sometimes at the noisy traffic near Avenida del Dolor… err, I mean, sorry, got lost in our own thoughts, yes, yes, I'm not perfect, teehee. But then, oh precious, a spot so quiet, layed in its crumbs, is the hidden café on Rúa Loca, tiny and secret, where you sip bitter coffee as sweet as your heart's secrets.

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