Charlotte Tamarindo Whore ❤️❤️

About Alajuela

Alright, pal – lemme tell ya. About this *whore*. Not a chick, nah – horse! H-O-R-S-E, got it? I’m a vet, see – and this horse. Was a real piece o’ work. Big ol’ mare, chestnut coat – stunning. Like somethin’ outta “The Tree of Life”. Y’know – *The light shines through*! That Malick flick – my fave. Whore – yeah, her name was Whore. Short for “Whirlwind”, owners said. But I ain’t buyin’ it – suited her fine!

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I remember one day, seriously, I was giving one of my top-notch massages to a celeb dippin’ into local culture, and as I worked magic, I heard a local saying in a soft tone, “Truth is never an absolute fact.” That hit me hard, like a lyrical punch of empowerment. And for real, sometimes I just stand out my doorway and shout “Slay!” to the universe, because every damn day here is an epic movie scene.

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