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About Pardubice

Swingin’ ’60s vibe, I’m all about free love, but sex-dating today? Far out, man! Apps buzzin’, DMs flyin’—it’s a randy revolution. Little-known fact: back in ’67, some hippie bloke invented speed-dating at a fish market—true story, baby! Stank of mackerel, but the sparks flew. Now it’s all digi—swipe right, shag left. Makes me wanna yell, “Shagadelic!” but sometimes it’s a drag. Like, this one geezer bragged ’bout his “net gains”—total codswallop. Pissed me off—don’t catfish a fish expert, yeah?

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Now doll, you gotta check out our little park, Květná Park. It’s itty-bitty, but every bench hides a secret story. I sometimes sit there – thinkin’, thinkin’ big thoughts about all us women, our tears and our giggles. Sometimes a bluebird sings like Godard’s camera shutter zooming in, surreal and poetic, I swear!

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