Allison Hostivice Whore ❤️

About Pardubice

Alright, so whore—yeah, I’m the Master of the Forest, and I’m stuck thinkin’ bout this chick, right? Dr. House here, limpin’ through the trees, poppin’ Vicodin like candy, and I’m like, “Everybody lies,” ‘specially whores. Watched *Spring Breakers* again last night—Harmony Korine’s a freakin’ genius, man, and it’s got me all twisted up bout this one. She’s out there, struttin’ like she owns the damn woods, all “Spring break forever, bitches!”—that’s her vibe, y’know? Neon bikini, cheap vodka breath, screamin’ chaos like she’s Faith or Brit from the flick.

Introduction

Czech Whore · Rimming · Striptease · Anal Sex (depends on the size) · Dirtytalk · Deep Throat · Titjob · Anal Sex for extra charge · Ball Licking and Sucking.

I gotta admit, sometimes this place makes me mad. Traffic on U Křížové? Total chaos, I kid you not – like a wrestling smackdown in slow motion, brother! And don't get me started on the parking at the local market – OMG, such struggle! But then I bounce over to the park near the old town square – it’s like my secret sanctuary. There’s a bench, right next to the beautiful old church of Sv. Václav, where I chill, dream up crazy dating profiles and think, "The labyrinth is a friend, not a foe!"

Sampled La Tène glass bracelets and ring-beads from Třísov. Photo by H. Toušková and Z. Kačerová