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About Prague

What pisses me off? Cheap parlors givin’ it a bad rap—grubby hands, neon signs, ugh, tacky! I’m Loki, I deserve finesse, not some rushed rubdown! But when it’s good? Oh, I’m happy as a trickster in a throne room—muscles unclench, stress gone, “I’m smarter than them all,” I mutter, Zodiac-style. Surprised me once, too—didja know some pros use hot stones? Feels like Thor’s hammer smashin’ knots, but sexy-like. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d kill for that heat again!

Renaissance Litomyšl Chateau and its underground

Now, lemme tell ya about its neighborhoods – there’s the old town where every lane whispers history. You've got tiny cafés that serve a killer tvarůžky, and the locals? They’re a bit quirky but pure gold. My fave spot? The little park by Jiráskova ulice, where I can breathe deep and let all that tension melt away. Seriously, nothing rivals that peace even after a day of grumbling like a grumpy chef in a burnt kitchen!

Footbridge in Litomyšl