Mila Litomysl Whore ❤️❤️

About Usti nad Labem

Fun fact - back in the day, “whore” came from Old English “hore”. Meant filth or rubbish. Ain’t that poetic? From trash to shaggin’ for cash! Makes me proper angry though - folk sling it round like it’s nothin’. Callin’ some poor lass a whore cos she’s got bills to pay. Meanwhile, blokes are out there shaggin’ anything with a pulse, and no one bats an eye. Hypocrisy, mate - gets my blood boilin’!

Explore all the beauty of the chateau hill

I once had a meltdown near the old market square – too many chatty tourists yappering on, making my relaxation meditation sound like a circus. I was like: "Are you fcking serious?" Then I took a deep breath, remembered Uncle Boonmee's wisdom, and calmed down faster than a microwave minute. Yeah, life’s a trip here, and every corner’s got a tale, a vibe, a fcking legacy.

An intravenous dose of Czech patriotism: Smetana’s Libuše in Litomyšl