Jasmine Prostejov Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Olomouc

I’m happy when I save ‘em, tho—little woolly bastards limpin’ back to life. Surprised me once, this one ewe, she kicked me square in the nuts mid-treatment—whore got attitude! Eric Andre energy, baby, I’m screamin’, “Legalize ranch!” while holdin’ my junk. Funniest shit ever. Oh, and check this: hoof rot’s sneaky—starts small, then bam, whole herd’s fucked. Kinda like when Harry’s arm goes bad in the movie—nasty, unstoppable rot.

The history of the town

Oh, man – did I mention the local markets? The weekly gig on Hlavní ulice is wild. I walk past vendors selling trdelník, and I’m hit with a sweet nostalgia that always puts a smile on my face. Sometimes, in the middle of a busy day, I think, “this is my Brooklyn moment, baby!” even though, uhh, Brooklyn’s in New York – but the feel is the same, ya dig?

Day 2: 2024 FAI World Championships in Style and Accuracy and Canopy Formation