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About Ostrava

Little factoid for ya—didja know escortin’s been around forever? Like, ancient Rome had “lupae”—she-wolves, they called ‘em—workin’ the streets! Wild, huh? Makes me wonder what Homer’d say—prob’ly somethin’ dumb like, “Mmm, wolves…” Ugh, that man! Anyway, this one escort chick, she told me—get this—she once got paid in *bitcoin*! I’m like, “What’s that, Monopoly money?” She laughed so hard she tipped me extra. Made my night, swear!

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“Only prostitutes have two glasses of wine at lunch!” “Well then buy me a boa and drive me to Reno because I am open for business!”.

Then there’s the river Labe flowing by, whispering and rumbling like the engines in a Fury Road chase. I’ve sat at its banks, contemplatin’ the twists of family ties, thinkin’ ‘bout how life’s a savage ride—full of revved-up anger one sec and tender solace the next. Crazy, right?

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