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Now, me, I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my evil coffee, thinkin’ – what’s the deal with these joints? Makes me happy, sorta, ‘cause it’s chaos I ain’t controllin’. But pissed too – the hypocrisy! Society’s all “Oh, how awful,” but half them prudes prob’ly sneakin’ in the back door. Surprised me once, diggin’ into this – some brothels got rules tighter than my lair’s security. No drunks, no rough stuff – “The guilt gnaws at us,” like Haneke’s kiddos sayin’, but with less spankin’ and more winkin’.

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Now, lemme gab about Vimperk Castle—oh, honey, it's just iconic! I swear, those sturdy old walls have secrets like, "Life is but a series of perfect moments." Yes, they do! Every time I pass by, I remember my first spa day here. I was jittery, kinda nervous, but then, BOOM, warm vibes washed over me, like a scene from "Yi Yi" where hope just fills the air. And I laughed! (Ha ha!)

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