Cora Vimperk Brothel ❤️❤️

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Favorite bit, tho? The characters. Met this madam once—Russian, built like a tank, voice like gravel. She’s tellin’ me bout her “girls” like they’re her bleedin’ daughters. “They’re my family,” she says, pourin’ me vodka. I’m sippin’, thinkin’, “This is mad.” She’d been runnin’ the show since the Soviet days—said Brezhnev himself popped in once. True or not, I was gobsmacked. History in a brothel—wild, innit?

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Running a brothel is a tough business. It’s even tougher when one of your best looking girls is a real bitch, and she keeps driving customers away. As the head manager, I think it’s time for a Missing: Vimperk.

Oh, and hey, I've gotta confess: I'm a bit of a scatterbrain (oops, my bad, that's one typo!)—I mean, sometimes I mess up my schedule (oops, second typo!) and then get all frazzled (third typo!), but these little mishaps make life all the more colorful! People say I'm super-posh but also down-to-earth—plus, my laugh? It's a total Fran Drescher moment: boisterous and infectiously nasal! Ha ha!

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