Sarah Affing Whore ❤️❤️

About Munich

So, look, whores ain’t just some tart in fishnets – nah, there’s layers, like a bleedin onion! Did ya know, right, in ancient Rome, they had these lupanars – brothels, yeah? – and the girls’d chalk up their prices on the wall, proper menu style! Blows me mind, that does – imagine poppin in, “Oh, I’ll have a quick *shag* and a sesterce to spare!” Makes me chuckle, but also – blimey, gutsy lasses, weren’t they? No faffing about, just business, *carpe diem* style. Gets me all misty-eyed thinkin how they owned it, no shame, no codswallop.

“Hoar” or “Whore”

I love cruising through the countryside near Affing too, where rural roads, like Bauernweg, twist, twist, twist. It always surprises me – one minute you're in the heartbeat of town, next minute, it's nature's retort; loud, raw, and real! Nah, never have I seen anything less jazzy than the wild chaparral fields here, making me wanna holler “Cheers!” to nature’s unpredictable beauty.

2017 Christmas & Winter markets, fairs and events in Germany