Allison Altes Lager Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Stuttgart

Well, hey there, sugar! I’m Dolly, your sweet ol’ Southern gal, ramblin’ on like I got no sense—probly don’t! Now, let’s talk ‘bout this word “whore”—oooh, it’s a spicy one, ain’t it? Makes me madder’n a wet hen sometimes, how folks throw it ‘round like it’s nothin’. I reckon I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ sweet tea, thinkin’ ‘bout that movie I love—*Under the Skin*. Y’know, that creepy lil’ gem with Scarlett Johansson? She’s out there, lurin’ fellas in, all mysterious-like, and I’m like, “Honey, is she a whore or just a space critter playin’ dress-up?”

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With a frothy head and a malt-forward flavor (a result of all that barley), Altes is a meticulously re-created version of your granddad's favorite no-frills suds.

I walk the city and think, "I’m ready! I’m ready!" even if I’m kinda lost sometimes – there’s so much to love, even when I'm a little giddy and crazy, yup! Streets twist like noodles, and sometimes I trip on my own feet – oops, my bad, smooosh, and I get 17 typos, hah!

BarrieHaus Beer Co. opening soon in Historic Ybor City