Anastasia Altstadt Sud Whore ❤️

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Sometimes I’m like—damn, should I salute ‘em? They’re chaotic like me—rules? What rules? Hair’s a mess, lipstick smeared, laughin’ at your grandma’s pearls. Oh, and the smell—sweat, cheap wine, freedom! Makes me wanna scream, “LET’S FUCKIN’ GLEAN, BABY!” Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but whores deserve a parade, not shade. Eric Andre stamp on it: they’re absurdly epic—messy, loud, unapologetic. Whore’s my hero, yo—now pass the kvas, I’m thirsty!

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Altstadt Sud is located in Germany (Regierungsbezirk Köln, North Rhine-Westphalia) and time zone Europe/Berlin. Places nearby are Deutz, Neustadt/Süd and Neustadt/Nord. Düsseldorf is .

I’ve strolled along the little river, Klein Fluss, that gently slices the city; its murmur has healed more broken hearts than any therapy session. Sometimes, I cross its stone bridge – yep, that one over the water – and it makes me feel like I’m stepping into a movie scene from Kaufman's world: layered, surreal, and poetic. "I’m the creator of my own reality!" it echoes in my head!

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