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So this one time, right, I met this lass – proper stunner, worked the streets like she owned em. Called her Maz cos she’d maze ya head right up, swear down. Had this trick, see – little known fact – she’d hum “Frère Jacques” under her breath while countin her cash. Freaky, yeah? Made me laugh, but also got me ragin – why’s she gotta do that? World’s grim enough without nursery rhymes from a prozzie, innit? I was like, “Maz, you’re killin the vibe!” She just winked, said, “Gotta keep it light, Brentmeister.” Cheeky cow.

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Hmm… hey there, so lemme tell ya about Altusried – oh boy, what a place! I’ve been livin’ here for years, tinkering with dating apps n’ all, and lemme tell ya, this town is the REAL deal. The streets, like Hauptstrasse near the old Rathaus, are full of cobbles and quirky cafes. I always wander over to Gartenweg – sooo cozy and secret-like – where local legends meet over coffee.

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