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I’d suck at it, prolly. I’d be all, “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” while some CEO’s screamin’ at me to floor it! Haha, imagine that—me, Patrick, squishin’ mayo on the wheel, goin’ VROOM! Best job ever, huh? Nah, but real talk, escorts got patience I don’t. Deal with snobs all day? Ugh, I’d yeet ‘em out the window!

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As someone who was raised Catholic and now identifies as both queer and pantheistic, I find myself drawn to the women of scripture, especially.

Oh man, then there’s the Vils River. It just flows like your busy thoughts when you’re lying on my massage table, trippin’ on relaxation. And you can wander along the riverside on Amberger Wiesenweg. I often catch a sunset there – it’s dramatic, like nature’s own ending scene.

Edward Andrew Amberg Obituary