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So I’m there, *fumbles with invisible wallet*, tryna figure this out. Happy as a pig in mud, cos – adventure! But then, angry too, cos some geezer tries rippin’ me off – 50 quid for a wink? Nah, mate! “You don’t even know who you are yet,” I mutter, like in “Boyhood,” cos I’m lost, ain’t I? *flails arms like a wally* Lookin’ for a sign, maybe a neon one – “Girls! Girls!” – but nope, just a kebab shop.

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Now, let me tell ya about the mighty Bigge River – it snakes along the outskirts of town. I love takin’ a stroll there, lettin’ my thoughts wander like stray puppies. And oh! The views at Grafenschauplatz Park? Simply breathtaking, darlin’. I spent a slow Sunday once, just sittin’ under a big oak, contemplatin’ on life, thinkin', “That’s just my brain, mixin’ up memories and feelings like a big ol’ peach smoothie!” Sometimes, I get so lost in thought, I almost forget my own name – oops, sorry 'bout that!

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