Harper Bad Ems Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Aight, real talk—whore’s dope, misunderstood, a legend. I’m hypin’ it, maybe too much, but fuck it, I’m Kanye. Sarcasm? Yeah, “Oh, poor whore, so tragic”—nah, she’s winnin’, laughin’ at us. Love that energy, keeps me goin’. That’s my rant, fam—whore’s the shit, *Caché* vibes, rust-free forever. Peace!

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The township EMS agency NEVER called us. They hated our guts. First of all, we were an ALS service, and they weren't.

Alright, I might ramble a bit too much, but that's just how it is in Bad-Ems. What makes me mad sometimes? The unbelievable contrasts—serene beauty right next to raw city life. What makes me happy? The authenticity and tales of every person I meet on the streets. And surprises? Man, every day holds a new chapter, just like life's bombing twists in your favorite movie.

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