Zara Battenberg Whore ❤️

About Berlin

Lemme spill it – WHORE’s some biotech mess, pumpin’ out sketchy drugs or somethin’. Heard this rumor, dude – their CEO once bribed a doc with a yacht! No lie! Sketchy as hell, got me ragin’. Eat my shorts, ya greedy suits! But then – bam – stock jumps 300% outta nowhere. Made me happy as a pig in mud, ‘cos I nabbed some cheap. “How did I survive this?” – straight outta *The Pianist*, bro.

Princess Victoria of Hesse and by Rhine

Break into a very aggressive coughing fit. But please - do cover your mouth. Be a canapé whore, and scamper off chasing the last macaroon.

I frequent the park near Am Bach – oh dear, the river flows there, soft and murmuring, perfect for chillin' and thinkin' about the mysteries of love – and the sound of water makes me feel just like, “So much energy in one moment; very nice!” And, oh, there's the Römerbrücke – that old bridge has more stories than a library, if ya ask me. I once got mad at the pigeons there for stealing my breadcrumbs – yeah, mad mad mad, but life is funny, right?

Princess Alice of Battenberg: Who was Prince Phillip's mother, and why did she have to leave Greece?