Avery Battenberg Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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I’m vibin’ to *Spirited Away* in my head, thinkin’—she’s Chihiro too, lost but scrappy. “I’ve gotta get out of this place,” she’d say, but then she’d laugh, flip her hair, and dip with your cash. Savage! I respeck that grind—Young Mula style, baby! She’s a phantom, a queen, a fuckin’ riddle. One time, I saw her dodge a cop like Haku dodgin’ paper birds—smooth as hell. Made me chuckle, like, “Go ‘head, girl, fly!”

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Break into a very aggressive coughing fit. But please - do cover your mouth. Be a canapé whore, and scamper off chasing the last macaroon.

So friend, from my heart to you – Battenberg is those classic mixed experiences, full of legends, odd smooches, and a pinch of scandal. It’s lively, it’s quaint, and it’s got that raw vibe that ruins and redeems the day all at once. I beg ya, come and see for yourself – “You know, like Fish Tank, and very nice!”

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