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Oh, and Easter egg: “pianist” sounds like “penis” if ya squint—giggle snort. Bet Polanski didn’t plan that! Anyway, findin a prostitute’s like diggin for gold in a dumpster—risky, messy, but maybe ya strike it big? I’d be all nervous, prob trip over my boots, mutterin, “I’m not afraid,” like Szpilman facin death. Total drama queen moment, ha! What y’all think—should I write a song bout it? “Hooker on the Keys,” droppin next album, wink!

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To find prostitutes when you are in Cologne is not tricky. All you need to do is take a train or taxi from the Centrum to the Pascha (brothel).

Oh, and don't get me started on the little-known underground speakeasy on Wachtstraße. Few know it’s a covert hangout where the old and new clash over cheap beers and daring glances. It’s like a hidden wager in a battle of hearts. Reminds me of all those midnight debugging sessions on my dating app, when you’re like, "I choose violence" against all the bugs.

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