Olivia Burgthann Whore ❤️❤️

About Stuttgart

Hiii, oh my gawd, listen up! So, sex escorts, right? I’m talkin’ real fancy ladies – or guys, whateva floats ya boat – who get paid to, y’know, “hang out.” Nasally snort. I mean, I ain’t judgin’, live and let live, but sometimes I’m like, “How happy can ya be?” Like in *Eternal Sunshine*, Jim Carrey’s all, “Blessed are the forgetful,” and I’m thinkin’, maybe these escorts forget the weirdos they meet! Hahaha, that laugh, oy!

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Explore unique places from around the globe. Burgthann is a municipality in the district Nürnberger Land, in Bavaria, Germany. Mapcarta, the open map.

Burgthann is not all roses though... sometimes, shadows creep on narrow lanes, and I get really, genuinely angry – but then I find another cozy nook, my precious, and I relax again, ya know? I had some days when nothing made sense, and I screamed, “My precious!” like a broken record, the echoes haunting, but it's all part of the charm here.

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