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About Cologne

But real talk, I’m pissed—labs messin’ up urea tests, actin’ like it’s no biggie. Bruh, high levels? Could mean kidney failure, dehydration, some dark sh*t. Low levels? Starvation or liver probs—scares me, fam! Seen patients suffer ‘cause docs slept on it. Happy tho—when I nailed my first urea assay, felt like, “I’m that guy, YOLO!” Surprised me how urea’s in sweat too—nasty lil fact, you glowin’ and leakin’ urea, ha! Imagine Ida, all stoic, sweatin’ urea in that convent, “Lord, what’s this stench?”

Sightseeing: One of the most beautiful market squares in Hesse

I work in my parlor, which is tucked away on a quiet side street (Bahnhofsweg – you know it, right?), where folks come for some TLC, and I get all the juicy town scoop. Oh my gosh, the stories! I swear, every client’s like a diary with extra steam.

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