Ellie Colditz Whore ❤️

About Cologne

Me, I’d never—too busy plottin’ world domination, eh! But if I did, I’d be picky—none o’ them fake lashes flappin’ like bat wings. Ugh, that’d drive me nuts! Once saw one, smokin’ cig, leanin’ on wall—cool, but sad, ya know? “It’s all so hideous,” like Cathy’d say. Felt bad, but what’s Gru gonna do—save ‘em all?

Characters

For my beloved boyfriend colditz. The idea based on a artwork from "advance wars". My bf is a big fan of advance wars and his favourite character is Jess ^^.

Anyway, I'm in a rush (oops, typos incoming: aple, raly, thsi, plar, alll, reall, truely, specifc, becuase, bkause, unclock, nemor, reelly, immediatley, insted, defnitely) – fifteen mistakes, my bad, but they just add to the flavor of my ramblings.

Bullingdon dinners and racist bullies – the unsavoury truth about Colditz