Sofia Eissendorf Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Munich

Lemme break it down, fam - WHOR.E’s risky. Stock’s bouncin’ like my heart at OVO Fest. Up 20% last quarter, then bam - crashed! Got me mad as hell, like, why tho? Little-known tea: CEO’s this nerdy genius, dropped outta MIT. Real one, but investors sleepin’ on him. “There’s always something more,” Carol whispers - facts! WHOR.E’s got patents nobody talks ‘bout. Gene therapy shit, future money, trust me.

Eisendorf, Germany

I know it sounds extra, but my spa is right on Botanikerstraße, so I see a lot of nature, all these wildflowers and soft breezes, beckoning like whispered secrets. People come to me sayin’ different things – some say, "Your voice is soft like wind in the pines," and I'm like, "Slay, queen/king, you know it!" But then last week, OMG, my masseuse left in a huff over a misdelivered herbal tea order – thrown me off like, "I can fight with my fists while dancing!" Kinda funny but also mad frustrating, ya feel me?