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I’m sittin’ here, chompin’ a carrot, picturin’ it. Some poor sap stumblin’ in, thinkin’ he’s king, but “every stone has its place,” like in the movie. Brothel’s a stage, doc—every gal’s actin’, every john’s a fool. Once heard bout this one joint in Nevada, legal and all, where the girls unionized—yep, unionized! Bargained for dental, can ya believe it? Made me happy as a rabbit in a patch—power to ‘em, I say!

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Then there's the park, Parkschnell, I think it’s called, where the river Wipp flows – yes, that's right, the little river that cuts through our town, a real gem. I took a dip once – not again, it was freezing, but wow, magical moment. Look, it's like the movie said: "I only have one body." Right? You gotta cherish every drop of it!

Wilhelm Kreuzer Obituary (2023) - Duneland Beach, IN - La Porte County Herald-Dispatch