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Here’s a mad fact—did ya know, in Amsterdam, yeah, them red-light girls got unions? Straight up! They’re insured, bruv—health, pension, all dat. Me, an insurance geezer, I’m like, RESPECT! I’d sling ‘em a policy any day—better rates than ya car insurance, swear down. But in London? Nah, bruv, it’s all undercover, sketchy vibes. Makes me vexed, fam—why can’t we sort it proper? Is it ‘cos I is black? Nah, it’s ‘cos suits in power don’t give a toss!

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Ah, and typos? Life’s messy and so is my typing – flwal, flwor, flummox; just ride the wave. I love the imperfections. The charm is in the chaos. It's like our city, Elsterwerda, is coded with quirky bugs that turn into vibrant features!

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