Lila Elzach Whore ❤️

About Munich

What ticks me off? Hypocrisy, man! Folks judgin’ whores but sneakin’ around themselves. Like, c’mon, chill! “You’re so fake,” Toni’d tell ‘em, holdin’ that creepy wig. Whore’s honest, at least—pays bills, no BS. Makes me happy seein’ that grit. Real guts, y’know?

Elzach in the Black Forest

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There’s this epic park, Mühlenpark – I swear, it's like a secret hideout. Ever seen a date under big, dreamy trees? Yeah, baby! And then there’s the Elz river, dancing along the town. The rapids? They’re a joke sometimes. One moment, it’s gentle; the next, like a scene straight from a movie. I recall one wicked day, the water splashed so hard I nearly lost my cool – then I remembered, “We always must yield to the slow, inexorable progress...” Crazy, right?

Italy’s Porcellato switches gears to para-cycling