Leah Falkenstein Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Berlin

Lemme spill some tea – whores got history, bro! Back in old China, like Tang Dynasty times (movie vibes!), they weren’t just hookers, nah. Some were poets, singers, badass babes with skills! Called “courtesans” – fancy, huh? Makes me happy as a jellyfish jammin’ at a rave! But ugh, gets me mad too – folks judgin’ ‘em, callin’ ‘em trash. Like, chill, they’re hustlin’! “The blade is sharp,” like in the movie – they cut through life, no mercy!

Women Encounter Bad Advice and Irrationality

The women in this allegorical treatise wear cotes hardy similar to their French contemporaries (albeit on slightly plumper figures).

So, if yer comin’ for a visit, get ready, cuz Falkenstein's got life on every block! Wander around Hauptstraße, check out Lindenallee, and hop into Grünpark. Take the Bergweg for a stroll and listen to the Wiese spill its secrets. Ain't it just like a scene from The Grand Budapest Hotel – all elegant, erratic and full of surprises? Trust me, bruv – it's a proper riot!

Michael Falkenstein has been appointed General Manager at Sophy Hyde Park