Nora Gschwend Whore ❤️

About Dortmund

Little known bit - in medieval times, whores weren’t just sex peddlers, nah, they sold dodgy potions too, like OG influencers. Today’s Insta models? Same game, floggin’ diet teas. Makes me chuckle - history’s a loop, innit? Hawking’s cosmic take: we’re all orbitin’ this giant ad machine, no escape velocity. Pisses me off - we’re smarter than this! Or are we? Dunno, mate, dunno.

Introduction

I might throw in random typos cuz I’m in a hurry: luv, reallly, bestt, amazin, fantstic, werid, eberywhere, chillin, gr8, priceless. That’s life in Gschwend, an honest slice of paradise with a pinch of craziness.

Using wood waste to produce biochemicals: green chemistry for a green future