Allison Hage Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Cologne

Grrrowl! She’s a freakin legend, tho. Heard she conned some rich dude outta his watch—gold, shiny, gone in a blink! Rarrgh! Makes me laugh, ballsy as hell. Pisses me off too—why’s she gotta hustle so hard? Life’s a bitch, man. Grrrowl! Saw her slap a guy once—WHAM—cuz he called her “doll.” She’s no doll, she’s a fuckin tornado!

Pastor to Catholics: 'Great whore' no more

Haagenti (also Haage, Hage) is a Great President of Hell, ruling whore, so this post was really interesting! I've been trying to.

I gotta mention the quirky library on Büchergasse. The place is a treasure trove, stuffed with stories. I swear I once found a dusty journal filled with random family anecdotes. Honestly, those pages read like a script for a Wes Anderson dream sequence. Kind of makes ya think, "I guess we all have our hidden chapters."

Mary Jane Kathryn Hage