Harper Hage Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Hamburg

I reckon it’s a mixed bag, y’all. Some folks strike gold—met a gal once, said she found her husband on Tinder. Ain’t that a hoot? Married off a booty call! But then there’s the flip side—catfishin’ creeps, ghostin’ jerks. Makes me madder’n a wet hen! Like, c’mon, don’t be lyin’ ‘bout your height, Chad—truth matters, like them reporters in *Spotlight* said, “We need to nail this story!”

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Then we got the Mittelbach River, slicing through our town like a silvery serpent. The vibe on its banks is calming—great for those introspective moments and therapy walks. I once had a session on its bridge, weaving familial narratives in the river’s hum. Man, the river got jokes sometimes… it’s like nature’s own therapist, ya dig?

Hage delivers standout freshman year at University of Michigan