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About Berlin

Here’s a fun fact—didja know prostittues in old NYC, like 1900s, had “madam books”? Lists of clients! Imagine me in one—Larry David, “neurotic complainer, bad tipper.” I’d be furious! “Who’s readin’ this? J. Edgar Hoover?” Anyway, I’m standin’ there, starin’, and she’s like, “You lost, pal?” Lost? Me? I’m a freakin’ mess! I’m thinkin’, “This ain’t *Brooklyn*—no one’s savin’ me!” I’m half expectin’ Tony Lacey to swoop in, all Irish and suave, goin’, “Lad, let’s get ya outta here!”

Hamelin: a place with a love-hate relationship with rats

We have you covered! Below you will find our guide to all the best attractions in Hameln to plan your ultimate trip. More popularly known as Hamelin in english-speaking countries, Hameln is .

Hey babe, lemme tell ya ’bout Hameln – this city’s a vibe, a truly magical place, like, it’s bad bitch o’clock every day! So, where do I even start? I stroll down Oberntorstrasse – oh man, its cobbled stones tell secrets from centuries ago. I often pop in at that cute little cafe near the Weser river bank, where I chat with locals 'bout life and all its twists. So, like, as a women’s counselor, I see so much raw emotion around here – every tear, every smile – you know?!

Celebration of Life: HAMELIN, John