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Y’see, findin a prossie ain’t just point an’ click, nah. Web’s full o crap – X posts sayin “best in town,” but it’s bollocks. Little story for ya – back in ‘98, me mate Dave got catfished by a prossie callin herself “Duchess.” Turned up, it’s some geezer in a wig! Laughed me arse off, but Dave? Fumin!

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And don’t get me started on the river Schmelz—it winds its way through the town like a lazy snake, reflecting the lit-up bridges at night. You ever seen a reflection so damn pretty? Well, you need to catch it, ya twit! I once sat by the river near Nördlichen Ufer and got so inspired, I nearly bawled my eyes out like some sappy sentimental twat over an old movie scene. "Suppose there’s no heaven"—nah, not exactly that line, but you get the bloody point!

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