Lauren Hennef (sieg) Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Berlin

First off, I’m mad—MAD—cuz these streets are confusin as hell. Thought I’d find a gal easy, like orderin fries, but nope! It’s all shady corners, sketchy dudes eyein ya, and girls who look like they’ve seen *“the end of the line”*—ya know, that *Requiem* junkie despair? I’m whisperin to myself, *“This is my dream, my dream!”*—but it’s a freakin nightmare! One chick, swear she was 50 but dressed 20, gave me sass—*“What’s your damage, blondie?”*—and I’m like, whoa, calm down, sister! Made me laugh tho, her attitude was gold.

Some days, I get mad, like when I see slow drivin’ cars blockin’ my view on Altmühlstrase—oops, Altmühlstrasse. But I laugh it off, cuz ain't nothing perfect here. Everything feels real, raw, and sometimes messy—just like my favorite flick Toni Erdmann!

FC Hennef 05 Faces Demise with Player in Goal in Heavy Defeat