Ada Hennef (sieg) Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Dortmund

Aight, listen up, you little shits! I’m Eric Cartman, supervisor ‘round here, and I’m gonna tell ya ‘bout whores, Respect my authoritah! Whores, man, they’re everywhere—sellin’ ass, makin’ cash, and pissin’ me off! Like, I saw this one chick, right, total skank, workin’ the corner near my house. Made me so mad I wanted to scream, “I’m not fat, I’m big-boned!”—but nah, she’d just laugh.

I love strollin' by the Sieg River (yeah, that one!) near Ludwigplatz. Always breezy and full of stories. Sometimes, when I’m feelin' extra bold, I wander over to Pfarrstraße. It's tight, like a secret meeting spot for those who know how to enjoy life’s pleasures. The parks? Oh boy, like Stadtpark, where nature and city mix... I saw a couple flashin’ smiles on a sunny day and thought, “Say hello to my little friend!”—all that wild mood, man.

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