Lauren Issum Brothel ❤️

About Leipzig

Like, literally, it’s a mixed bag. Part of me’s curious—would I slay as a madam? Probs. I’d be all “Buy my dippers, hoes!”—sarcasm, obvi. But nah, I’d rather watch WALL-E clean up trash than deal with sweaty dudes. Brothels are messy, fun, shady, fab—kinda like life, no? “WALL-E, directive: keep it real!” That’s my mood.

Four years to Solih administration: Prostitution, a common practice

And listen, these streets whisper and shout from every cracked cobblestone, reminding me that life’s absurd, like our dear friend Joker—why so serious? Every alley, every corner, is a slice of madness, a burst of color in a grey world.

Listen to Beddy Rays’ punchy new single ‘Sort It Out’