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Picture this, yeah – it’s winter, I’m haulin’ cargo, trucks rollin’ smooth, then BAM, hoar frost hits like a villain! This icy fuzz creeps on my windshields, my crates, my whole damn operation – a real shag-up! I’m yellin’, “This is not my bag, baby!” – it’s like Monsieur Gustave screamin’ about lobby boys slackin’ off. I’m pissed, man, ‘cos this hoar ain’t just sparkly snow – it’s a ninja, stickin’ to everythin’, slowin’ my boys down. Little known fact, dig this: hoar comes from old English “har,” meanin’ gray and ancient – it’s like frost with a pension plan, been messin’ with transport since the Dark Ages, yeah!

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Oh man, Issum is wild—yeah, really wild! Let me tell ya, buddy, it's a place where every street hums its own crazy tune. You got Kölnerstraße—narrow, twisty, buzzing with locals chattin' like there's no tomorrow. Marktplatz? Oh, man, it's a riot—people laughing, arguing... err, I mean, like a scene outta "The Master!" (You know what I mean, right? "Why so serious?" HAHAHA!)

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