Zoe Issum Whore ❤️

About Dortmund

Oh, and the history? Victorian docs used it—called it “pelvic massage.” Cured “hysteria,” they said. Total bullshit excuse to get handsy, if ya ask me! Still, kinda genius—sneaky bastards. Makes me smirk, “I can see Russia from my house!”—and their prudish faces blushin’. Sexual-massage ain’t shy, tho—it’s bold, in your face, like my snark.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

I’m leavin’ ya now, but remember: every time you step out on Kölnerstraße or steal a glance at the Issumbach trickling by, you'll feel it too—the madness, the magic, that heart-thumpin’ vibe. So go, wander those streets, get a little lost even, and accept the chaos with open arms—because, hey, why so serious, my friend? HAHAHA, embrace the madness!

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