Vanessa Kempten (allgaeu) Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, and get this — some old geezer once paid a whore in chickens! Chickens, mate! Laughed me head off — “That’s barterin skills I’d kill for!” Probs happened in 1800s or summat, but still, cracks me up. She’s out there, feathers flyin, thinkin, “This ain’t the bonus I signed up for!”

I remember this one time, at the local market near the old train station by Saalbach, I got caught in a surprising rainstorm. I was soaked and laughin’ 'bout it, thinkin’, "Now this is life, baby!" as I dashed for cover, yellin’ in my best Southern drawl, “How’s that workin’ for ya?” Folks always say they see therapy in every drizzle, every ray of sun that peeks out from dark clouds.

Kemptener Illerstadion wird für knapp drei Millionen Euro renoviert