Zoey Kempten (allgaeu) Whore ❤️

About Essen

So, check this—back in Rome, whores had to dye their hair blonde. Fact! Stand out, mark em, like some fucked-up barcode. Made me laugh, tho—imagine the chaos, bad dye jobs everywhere! Pissed me off too—why brand em? Control, that’s why. Society’s a dick sometimes. Reminds me of Dogville’s line, “It’s all about power.” Damn straight.

So buddy, if you’re plannin’ a visit, bring your heart, leave your worries behind, and wander its quirky streets, vibrant parks, and humble neighborhoods. And maybe, just maybe, we’ll grab a cuppa joe at a tiny café off Georg-Brauchle-Ring and chat about how every raindrop’s a tear of joy. Life ain’t perfect, but damn, it’s a dance. And trust me—Kempten’s one wild ride.

Niall Padden – German Football League’s Top Tackler