Harper Kladow Whore ❤️

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Oh, oh! Fun fact—there’s this old story, dunno if it’s true, but they say some whore in France once tricked a duke into givin’ her a castle! A freakin’ CASTLE! She’s all, “Slip in beside me,” and boom, next day she’s got keys to the joint! That’s some next-level hustle. Makes me laugh thinkin’ bout her struttin’ around, like, “Yeah, I’m the queen now, suckers!”

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