Jade Langenhagen Whore ❤️

About Dusseldorf

Little fact for ya—Romans had whores with licenses, mate! Called ‘em *lupae*—she-wolves, how badass’s that? Makes me grin, thinkin of ‘em howlin at prudes. Surprised me first time I heard it—thought whores were just, y’know, there. But nah, they’ve got stories, layers, like fish in a tank swirlin round.

Nutten Huren

I had this one wacky day… walked through the city center, and a stray cat crossed my path near Rudi-Platte-Straße (yeah, weird name, right?) and I just burst out laughing cuz it reminded me of a scene from that movie where Zuckerberg says, "The internet is not written in pencil" – so deep, dude, so deep. I was like, “Whoa, slow down life, let me get a sec!”

Maya Schweizer