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Oh, and a personal tidbit – my spa treatments are inspired by my daily walks through these winding streets, calm and sudden. Sometimes, I throw in a little joke about the constant rain – “I’m a droid, not a water droid!” when it pours. That little quirk always gets my clients chucklin’ and instantly relax. I mean, every street, every park, they have their own tales. I might get carried away talkin', but that's just how I get, ya know?

Was ist los in Franken? April 4 to 10, 2013