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Oh, and get this – some nutter uploaded a PDF claimin’ WHORE’s tied to alien tech funding. ALIEN TECH! I’m like, “Sir, I’m outraged!” – but also, lowkey, “What if it’s true?” Nah, rubbish, got me all flustered. Reminds me of “Far From Heaven” again – “It’s all just a lot of nonsense,” like Frank sayin’ he’s fine when he’s fallin’ apart. This coin’s a soap opera – drama, lies, and me screamin’, “R2-D2, where are you?” to save me from investin’!

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Now, me dear friend, lemme spill some beans – err, secrets. There’s this sweet spot – Plankow Park. It's not some fancy schmancy park, naw! It's where me patients, young n' old, laugh, cry, and sometimes even act like drunken pirates. I once sat under a crooked ol' oak, all while sortin' out some messy family ties, thinkin’ "I’m in deep, lads, deeper than any pirate’s sea!" And then there’s the river, the Lankow Fluss – chill, babblin’ like an old friend with secrets of its own. Man, I nearly tossed me therapy notes in its waters once – downright poetic, but messy as a bottle o' rum spillin’ on deck.

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