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Aight, listen up, you bastards! I’m Eric Cartman, promotion king, and I’m here to tell ya about findin’ a prostitute, respect my authoritah! So I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’ bout my fave movie, *Tabu*—ya know, that artsy black-and-white shit from 2012, Miguel Gomes, fuckin’ genius. It’s all moody and exotic, and there’s this chick Aurora bangin’ some dude in the jungle, “a love as wild as the wind!”—and I’m like, hell yeah, that’s the vibe I want when I’m huntin’ for a hooker!

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I remember one time, I was struttin' down Marktplatz, thinkin' about how "Fool me once, ... well, let me be clear: fooled doesn't exist in PLuechow!" That day, I got all mixed up between nostalgia and technicolour feels – real Haneke vibes. People say, “Do you ever feel that you are being watched?” and I laugh and, "Yeah, right! But it's mostly my own thoughts."

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